I've had a wonderful evening .. . but this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx
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  1. One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older. - Melvin Helitzer
  2. I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary. - Yogi Berra
  3. I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny
  4. I explained to him I had simple tastes and didn't want anything ostentatious no matter what it costs. - Art Buchwald
  5. I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion I think it must be gratitude. - Benjamin Disraeli
More Quotes By Groucho Marx
  1. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
  2. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
  3. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
  4. When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
  5. From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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